1)
corporal, what we have here is several ducks. we have an eider duck. we got a canvasback. a mallard. and many others. these ducks are not going to fuck themselves. are you implying they will fuck themselves, corporal.
no sir
because you are not fucking them. are you fucking them currently corporal.
no sir
what is the status of that duck corporal
that duck is standing there
that duck is standing there what corporal
that duck is standing there sir
that duck is standing there sir is right. is that duck fucking itself or is that duck standing there.
that duck is standing there sir and does not appear to be engaged in any sort of coitus whatsoever. sir
how do propose we are going to rectify this situation
... sir
what corporal?
how i propose i am going to ... rectum, sir, i don't understand sir
you really are a silly sack of shit corporal.
yes sir.
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2)
sir.
yes corporal
i am updating you as requested sir.
that's real nice, corporal.
sir.
yes corporal.
i fucked a duck sir.
you fucked a duck.
i fucked a duck sir.
which duck did you fuck.
sir?
which duck did you fuck, are you deef as well as gay son.
no sir neither sir.
because they was all man ducks corporal.
... sir?
all those ducks is man ducks corporal.
... sir?
you are deef as well as a capering catamite corporal.
sir.
you passed the test son.
...
son, you passed the test. you fucked you a gook duck.
yes sir.
it was gook vc scrunt duck and you fucked the shit out of it. from the look of yer dick.
sir yes sir, that did happen.
i know it happened. that did happen and in this way do we win hearts and minds and ducks. we fucked that duck, ain't no gook vc gonna fuck that duck now.
yes sir.
was that a tunnel duck corporal.
sir?
was that a gook vc tunnel duck.
i cannot say sir, i did not procure the duck.
bet it was. did you hold that duck afterward.
sir?
did you hold that duck afterward.
sir.
are you gonna call that duck back corporal or are you johnny fuckandrun.
no sir.
no sir what.
no sir i'm no johnny fuckandrun.
you might be a daddy corporal. you might be a gook duck daddy.
sir i have a wife at home.
you got two wives now, you better start making some decisions.
sir.
we are americans and we don't do no bigamy. you want two wives corporal? you want two wives giving you the honey-do?
sir i got a wife back home name eileen.
we are marrying into the gook duck society and that is how we are gonna win this war. hearts and minds. son are you saying you don't wanna win this war against gooks and ducks.
i got a wife sir.
then you got a lot of thinking to do. i suggest you think about while whitewashing that hill there. you got two hours.
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